Geeky jokes
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
very long pause….
“Java.”
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Programming is like sex:
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
PnP: Plug and Pray
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
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God as programmer:
Q: How come the Age of Miracles Ended?
A: That was the development phase of the project; now we are in the maintenance phase.
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Q: Is God angry that Jesus was crucified?
A: Let’s just say He’s not going to any more meetings if He can help it, because that last one with the twelve managers and the food turned out to be murder.
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Q: Some people claim they hear the voice of God. Is this true?
A: They are much more likely to receive e-mail.
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