MARiUS GRiCiUS

Siuntinys iš Londono. Ubuntu 8.04 “Hardy Heron” CD ir keletas lipdukų.

1 CDs requested on 2008-04-21. 1 CDs were approved and sent to the shipping company on 2008-04-22.

Radau šiandien. (retai paštą tikrinu) :)

Dar nenusprendžiau ar krausiu šį kūrinį į savo arkliuką Dell Vostro 1400, nes niekaip nerandu normalaus vaizdo redaktoriaus Linux platformai (ala Ulead Video Studio). Gal turite rekomendacijų?

Lipdukais pasidalinsiu su visais norinčiais. Ar yra tokių?

“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
very long pause….
“Java.”

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Programming is like sex:
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

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CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
PnP: Plug and Pray
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

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God as programmer:

Q: How come the Age of Miracles Ended?
A: That was the development phase of the project; now we are in the maintenance phase.

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Q: Is God angry that Jesus was crucified?

A: Let’s just say He’s not going to any more meetings if He can help it, because that last one with the twelve managers and the food turned out to be murder.

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Q: Some people claim they hear the voice of God. Is this true?

A: They are much more likely to receive e-mail.

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